In an epic battle of social grace, former President Bill Clinton came out of retirement one last time to save the world when it was in dire crisis. Tales will tell that he walked alone into hostile territory undaunted by the unforgiving jagged mountains and toxic air of the Kingdom of North Korea, which some have coined the serpent's head of the Axis of Evil. But Clinton did not fear and knowing his chance of survival was small, he never considered turning back.
Clinton returned to the US homeland yesterday, victorious in securing the freedom of two American journalists (Laura Ling and Euna Lee) who had been held by the dark regime of Dictator Kim Jong Il (Warlord 17/Screenwriter 3). Ling and Lee were arrested and dungeoned for 140 days and sentenced to serve 12 years of hard labor mining the rare mithril known to exist in the inhospitable badlands of forsaken North Korea. It was only through the epic deeds of former President Clinton that they were freed. Only the gods know how many Korean bodies were laid to waste in Clinton's rampage.
Ling reflected on the tale of heroism: "We were taken to a location, and when we walked through the doors, we saw standing before us President Bill Clinton. We were shocked, but we knew instantly in our hearts that the nightmare of our lives was finally coming to an end."
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