In keeping up our image as a timely publication, Pfft, Science! recently caught up with the hip hop group, Onyx. While interviewing the band members about what they are up to these days, our reporter offered the four members a stick of joke-gum before asking member Fredro Starr if he still stood by his 2003 comment about rapper 50 Cent:
"50 Cent basically started shit with me, started a scuffle, and a bodyguard broke us up. He's a punk. He's disrespectful to Jam Master Jay ever since he passed. Fuck him. I'm doin shit with some ex G-Unit members now. 50 ain’t shit." In an interview with The Source magazine, Starr said that 50 Cent had been disrespectful towards Onyx even though the group had given him his first breakthrough on a song called "React" from the 1998 album, Shut 'Em Down.
About that time the gum's foul fishy flavor took hold and the group's disdain manifested on their expressions. It was only a couple seconds later that our reporter was being assaulted for his prank. Before fading into unconsiousness, we'd like to believe he heard the lyrics of "Slam" while the visual of angry visages hung over him.
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