The Obama Administration has made it clear you don't fuck with his administration and the American taxpayers. Today President Obama said that in light of AIG executives taking $165 million in stimulus money for bonuses, that he is sending the lunatic soldier of fortune, the Comedian, to hunt down any of these bastards who don't return the money that was given to them in goodwill.
Senator Charles Grassley, the top Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, said on Monday that AIG executives should perhaps "resign or go commit suicide. Once the Comedian catches up with you, you'll wish you did."
Hollywood is also applauding President Obama's decision to use superhero vigilantes to take care of business. One producer we interviewed said, "If you thumb your nose at the government and you out-loophole them, how am I ever supposed to make another conspiracy movie and expect my audience to suspend their disbelief that the government will take you out if you mess with them? We can't have movie goers walking out of the theater saying, 'That could never happen. The government are a bunch of pussies.'"
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