Some weird happenings are going down in the town of Sallisaw, Oklahoma. Our paranormal division at Pfft, Science! has theorized that the only thing that explains this mystery is that somewhere beneath Sallisaw is a soon-to-open Hellmouth! Oh, shit! Sorry to bring the bad news, citizens of Sallisaw. Our suggestion is get out of town now, or wait until this wonderful mystery is spoiled by scientists who figure out the sound and shaking is nothing more than a faulty logging machine that produces a noise beyond human perception when it is shut down for lunch everyday. Scientists ruin everything, just like they did with Noah's Ark and the Loch Ness Monster.
4029tv.com reports:
Sallisaw,Okla. -- The Sequoyah County Sheriff's Office has been flooded with over a hundred calls since Tuesday. Residents from Tenkiller Lake to Roland have described hearing a mysterious blasting sound followed by a slight vibration everyday at noon. They also said the vibration is causing the windows and pictures to shake. Ron Lockhart, the Sequoyah County Sheriff, said the department has checked with every mining company in the county but none have reported any blasting. The sheriff's department has also looked into the possibility of earthquakes or tremors.
The U.S. Geological Survey has reported activity in Sequoyah County but does not believe it to be seismic. The Sequoyah County Sheriff said the department will continue to investigate the movement and ask residents to call the Sheriff's Department if they hear or feel anything.
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