Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Political Correctness Once Again Overshadows Christmas Spirit


We go through this every year, so who is Pfft, Science! to ruin a good run? We are hearing reports of Jews and goddamn liberal pussies (as well as smaller minority groups) who don't celebrate Christmas getting offended about people telling them "Merry Christmas." Honestly, we at Pfft, Science! have not actually talked to anyone first hand who is offended by this common presumption. Though we believe certainly with 300 million people living in the country, there is someone somewhere. Not to be outdone in their mock outrage, some traditionalists have went on record stating that people who can't handle being told "Merry Christmas" should move to the Middle East, which is a change this holidays season. In previous years these politically correct individuals were told to move to Canada.

4 comments:

thez0rk said...

Well, you know, if we make an attempt to inclusive, next thing you know the faggots and dykes will think they can *gasp* GET MARRIED.

Wester A Chincey said...
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Wester A Chincey said...

I guess this stuff is a slippery slope.

thez0rk said...

Of course it is...next thing you know people will be able to marry a goat or a blueberry pie!

mmmmmpie