It has come to our attention that the parents of three unidentified teenagers involved in a fatal car accident have filed charges asking for $185 million against the popular video game, Rock Band. According to police reports, it is believed that the teen trio climbed out atop their car, where a mic, drum set and electric guitar had been mounted. It is believed the teens were attempting to recreate the opening scene from the video game, apparently unaware that the laws of physics differ somewhat in real life from the scene presented in the game. Unlike the intro scene, the teens lost control of their vehicle around a curve near the intersection of I-15 and 400 W where the car rolled into a wooded ditch and crashed into a tree. The local police have not released any information regarding which song the teenagers were performing at the time of impact.
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*screams* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I am having flashbacks of Judas Priest being taken to court, the PMRC and Tipper Gore!
Someone please take the hook from my mouth!
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