A persistent hurricane 25,000 miles in diameter and twice the size of Earth continues to wreak havoc on Jupiter's Southern hemisphere. Although not certain of what types of life exist in Jupiter's vast cloudscape, televangelists have called the immense storm, with winds reaching up to 430km/h, a clear manifestation of God's anger toward Jovian society's toleration of abortion, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, and (other)worldliness.
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I couldn't resist linking to this piece of fundametalist awesomeness here: http://forum.deviantart.com/community/politics/1165441/
Seriously, though, the Jovians are awful fond of their Hummers....of course, they drive the REAL hummers, not the soccer/hockey mom H2 or H3
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