Pulp Fiction Pawn Shop Starring Hillary and Obama

INT. PAWN SHOP BASEMENT - DAY

Hillary Clinton's hand comes into the frame, pushing the door open. It swings open, revealing a guy in a striped Elephant suit bent over Lady Liberty.

Lady Liberty, red ball gag in mouth, opens her eyes and sees Hillary and Barack Obama, Hillary with a sword, Obama with a pump action shotgun.

Obama raises his shotgun but can't get a shot 'cause Hillary won't get out of the way.

Obama
Step aside, Bitch.

The guy in the Elephant suit realizes Oh, shit, the Democrats are here and disengages from Lady Liberty in a hurry.

Hillary steps aside just enough.

KABOOM!!! Obama blasts the guy in the Elephant suit in the groin. Down he goes, screaming in agony.

Hillary
You okay?

Lady Liberty
Naw, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

Long pause.

Hillary
(to Obama) What now?

Obama
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call in John Edwards, Wesley Clark, Bill Richardson, Al Gore. You hear me talking Elephant boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.

Hillary
I meant what now, between you and me. Can I be VP?

Obama
Oh, that what now? There ain't gonna be no you and me. You've lost your D.C. priveleges.